My Mama is Flawless.

  • Me: SAM!! MERCEDES!! MOMMMM!
  • My Mom: That boy has moves. Damn. Did he seriously just lite her name in lights?
  • Me: MOM!! YES!!
  • My Mom: Why in the hell is she still with that other boy? What's his name again?
  • Me: Wait who?
  • My mom: The one with the worm on his lip. How does she even kiss that?
  • Me: I don't know...
  • My Mom: Aww hell. He kissed her. With those lips and what he just did? I give it less than a day for her to end it with useless guy with the worm. She needs to stop. Know damn well she wanted to kiss the mess out of him.